“After a challenging anthropology lecture on Neo-Babylonian civilizations, why not demonstrate how much information you retained by displaying your favorite civilization behind you?”
— How to Stand Out in a Large Zoom Class
“As you prepare to turn right and get some Thai curry fried chicken, a staff member points left to a desolate corner and says ‘go that way please.’ You silently cry as you pass a tumbleweed and walk to 4b, the fyre festival of all DCT food lines.”
— A Beginner’s Guide to On-Campus Food: Fall 2020 Edition
“Get rid of your headphones and blast your tunes out loud. There’s nothing like the powerful art of music to bring people together. ”